Feline Slaughter Worldwide After Pope Slanders Cats

In a long awaited announcement by Pope Francis, he said that after detailed testing, it was found that he had a very strong allergy to cats, and that all cats in the entire country must be removed. There is a longstanding tradition that anything that is very disagreeable to the Pope is to be expunged…

MSG Causes Cancer, Says WHO

According to a shocking new study that was conducted over the course of the last fifteen years, subjects who regularly took pills of MSG had a 90% higher occurrence rates of all types of cancer. That’s right, there was not a single type of cancer which was not affected by the consumption of MSG. The…

Obama’s BIZARRE Childhood Revealed

Former President Barack Obama remains a polarizing figure in politics. Democrats pray to him along with Allah at their mosques, while Republicans ponder options on how to deport him. However, presidential scholar James Kennedy argues that all Americans should agree on one thing: Barack ate some strange things as a kid. In his new biography…

SHOCKING: Napoleon’s Newly-Known Descendant

A genealogical test performed last Sunday proved what many had been speculating for decades. Queen Elizabeth II is, in fact, a direct descendant of Napoleon Bonaparte. The reported link traces back to Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, who married Queen Victoria of England, and is thus Queen Elizabeth’s great-great-grandfather. Prince Albert’s mother Princess Louise was officially…

Alex Jones to Join NBC

After years in the radio business, the most prominent reporter and president of Infowars, Alex Jones, says he is finally ready for his next step in the media business. According to reports, Alex Jones plans to leave Infowars in the fall of 2018, for a primetime slot on NBC news. Lester Holt, in return, is…

SHOCKING 2020 Election Poll Released

A recent 2020 presidential poll conducted by the Rasmussen Institute with a generic ballot consisting of the five main American parties (Liberal, Republican, Librarian, Green, and Independent) showed a remarkable percent chance of victory for the Jill Stein-led Green Party. Although the party has been called an “election spoiler” by Democrats, most conservatives view it…

French Academy May End After Almost 400 Years

French. Long considered one of the most romantic languages, the French language since the late 17th century has been under the auspices of the Academie Francaise, or the French Academy. However, a new movement seeks to change all that. Prominent French language activist Francoise Vouillot claims that putting the direction of the entire French language…

Global Warming Disproved?!? – “Science” DESTROYED

In White Station High School, a group of three students who are very interested in science have been working on a science project for their senior final exam. They say that they will issue a report by May that may settle the issue of Global Warming that has been debated by scientists for years. The…

Fortnite Is Over: Rejoice or Despair?

Fortnite has become increasingly popular, recently passing over 450 million users across the globe. It was developed by Epic, a gaming company, but Epic has decided to shut Fortnite down. After recently facing legal issues after being sued by various companies, even though Epic did not copy or steal other games, they have decided to…

Breitbart Wins Pulitzer – Liberals Outraged!

At the Pulitzer Prize ceremony last week, Breitbart editor-in-chief Alex Marlow proudly accepted his second award for the category of “Outstanding Journalistic Coverage” in the subcategory of a digital publication. Marlow, a 2015 member of Forbes’ prestigious 30 Under 30 list, graciously accepted the award before launching into a prepared speech slamming the mainstream media….

The Tweets Trump Doesn’t Want You To See

In these tweets from 2011, Donald Trump is responding to evidence that came out that Russian hacker Fancy Bear may be trying to spread fake news on Facebook to hurt Mitt Romney and help Obama. These claims were later debunked, however this content of the tweet itself is not the real issue here. Donald Trump…

New Supreme Court Justice?

Reports are swirling around that longtime Justice Anthony Kennedy, a key swing vote on the Supreme Court, may be considering retirement after over 30 years of service on the bench. According to sources, Kennedy is expected to announce his retirement sometime in the summer of 2018, paving the way for President Donald Trump to nominate…